Silly Sayings

K has just been cracking me up today... everything she says has been adorably funny... mostly because she's being totally serious.

Here's two brief examples:

K - "Mommy, this bag has some toothbrushes and some toothpaste and some sloth in it!"
Me - "Sloth?"
K - "Yea, sloth... for slothing your teeth, like this." (Proceeds to pretend to floss her teeth)

Me - "C, come over here, you con't have a diaper on."
K - "Yea, she only has a bottom on."

Also, yesterday we went to the library and the girls picked out some books. D was looking at her book in the car, and K was explaining all the pictures to her. She kept referring to the main character as a "calipiter." I thought that was really cute, but then I couldn't remember what the actual word was... I kept saying it over and over, trying to remember what the correct word was. I finally had to turn around and look at the book D was holding to see "Caterpiller" printed on the cover. I guess that's what I get for spending 98% of my time with preschoolers & toddlers, with no adult conversation. (eye roll)